Total Medals Earned: 168 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,440 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/240 points)
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Sword.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (60/500 points)
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Obtain the wooden bat
Increase Max Health to 99
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 2/24 (15/500 points)
Get the "Hero's Box" artifact.
Get the "Black Jack's Pearl" artifact.
Get the "Call Of Dan" artifact.
Get the "Crown Of Wisdom" artifact.
Get the "Death Bone" artifact.
Get the "Harp Of Abel" artifact.
Get the "King's Scepter" artifact.
Get the "Predictor" artifact.
Get the "Raven's Eye" artifact.
Get the "Ring Of The Thief King" artifact.
Get the "Scroll Of Chronicles" atifact.
Get the "Shadow Scarf" artifact.
Finish the game with at least 4 artifacts obtained.
Clear the 1st tower.
Clear the 2nd tower.
Clear the 3nd tower.
Gather all the golden coins scattered throughout the game.
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)
This was hilarious to animate :)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (270/270 points)
Defeat one of the crawling bots
Defeat one of the flying bug bots
Defeat the centipede robot
Buy a shotgun
Buy a machine gun
Buy a mega gun
Defeat all the enemies on the last level
Medals Earned: 8/9 (255/255 points)
Get the mid bullet upgrade
Get the force field of bullets upgrade
Get the wave multi shot upgrade
Get the large bullet upgrade
Get the seeker shot upgrade
Destroy all of the robots
Beat game without the wave multi shot
Beat game without the force field upgrade
Medals Earned: 2/48 (10/500 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Complete 1st mission
10 soldiers killed
Kill 3,000 enemies
Kill 6,000 enemies
Kill 150 archers
Loose the battle
Complete 6 missions with 3 stars in each
Break armor 150 times
Use Mind Control on 200 enemies
Check Credits and write author a few words
Curse 400 enemies
Kill 100 Darth Knights
Kill 10 enemies detonating bomberman
Receive 100,000 in gold
Kill 100 enemies using rogue class fighters
Cast Ice 400 times
Heal 5,000 damage
Kill 120 enemies using Flash strike
Kill 15 enemies with single shot
Kill 25 Ogres
Use poison 100 times
Protection cast 400 times
15 soldiers resurrected
Kill 1500 skeletons
Stun 200 enemies
Suffer 10,000 damage from enemies
Destroy the Undead Portal
Kill 50 Vampires
Kill 30 Witches
Kill 500 Zombies
Kill 10,000 enemies
50 soldiers killed
Deal 50,000 damage
Get 50 elite units
Complete 12 missions with 3 stars in each
Half game passed
Hire 600 units
Kill Ogre and receive no damage from him
Kill 400 enemies using Meteor
No soldier killed in the last mission
Upgrade soldier's class to maximum
Upgrade 300 units to tier2
Complete the game and kill the Undead King
Steal 10,000 gold
Complete 18 missions with 3 stars in each
Complete the game with 3 stars in each mission
Get 119 stars